December 2008
1 post
October 2008
1 post
September 2008
2 posts
July 2008
4 posts
WWWOOOWWW seriously?~~>read this link →
Going back to school~
For once in my life I am uber excited to go back to school. I can’t go back for 6 months because of a default loan from previous schooling but hey I am paying off the loan and getting to go back to school! Wahoo. I am just so sick of going from job to job and ending up hating where I am at and feeling like a monkey in a freaking suit working for a boss lady who probably has no respect for me...
Me and Everett's Work Email's LOL
HOW DOES A SIMPLE WORD “LAME” END UP LIKE THIS?? LMAO PLEASE READ FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP
tooo shae ma’am TOO SHAE (this is probably not the appropriate spelling but in that case SUCK IT) You throw me in an Indian Prison and I will have you arrested by the china people… yes you know them, you may have seen some of them in… ABDC. Ma’am they prefer anal...
June 2008
2 posts
so pretty
LEMONS and SUGAR This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it’s 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you...
May 2008
7 posts
Wondering...
How long you should fight for something before you give up? When is the time? hmm… anywho… love my job it is great. needless to say, i sit next to an awesome chic. she is crazy and i love every minute of it. while she tells me about her pathetic loser boyfriend, whom has a small penis, i sit and wonder… when are you going to drop him? she is so cute and hilarious. anyway… i...
“Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always.”
– Rainer Maria Rilke (via tumbl-me) (via ellebelle) (via mascarah) Today I feel like this was written specifically for me…And I hope to God it’s true. (via kelseyriewer) Holy inspirational quote day, batman. (via allybrooke35)
Its been a while...
so its been some time since i last blogged. here’s the update~the idiot receptionist that was there before me at my job, well she got a promotion and they told her if she didn’t want to keep her job she could have MY job back. shit for me right!! the dumby couldn’t hack it; hense, leaving me with no job! NICE… so onto job hunting, which blows a fatty. I sometimes just act...
April 2008
33 posts
whos the jokster nowwww?!?!?
me: so what kind bees make milk
meeeeg: SKIM bees
me: no, what, no, boooooooBEES
meeeeg: omg... did I just say that?
me: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Laid off of work...
Mom: You need to find a job, even if its part time. Me: I don’t know yet, I might just go back to school. Mom: well you need something to where your getting your own money. You can’t depend on Brad. Me: Fine, mom, I will get a job. Part time somewhere. Mom: Why don’t you work at Bakers. Me: like with the people who have down syndrome? Mom: Why would you even say that? Me: Is...
okay o'day
lovelifelivelove: wow…………………………………………………………… aubrey o’day.. you have millions and millions of dollars and your roots are still showing.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Oh Cooks, You Got Jokes...
Wilke: I just wanted to call you to see if you heard about that actress who stabbed herself today.
Me: What?! No, what happened?
Wilke: Ya, she stabbed herself in the eye.
Me: Holy crap! Who was it?
Wilke: You know that one, Reese...
Me: Witherspoon?
Wilke: No, with her fork (followed by giddy laughter)
Me: I don't get it...Oh with her fork! Haha...wow.
Phelarious.
Me: Babe get the fuck up, get up its 8:10 we are going to be late. Brad: I don’t care I am not getting up and I don’t like you tone. Me: I am going to punch you in the back of the head if you are not up in 3.2 Brad: You start punching and I am going to start kicking. My legs are longer and stronger, go ahead and start Me: Can you just please get up baby? Brad: Well, now that I am...
Drunk
I am almost positive I should no longer drink. LOL. seriously, i just start fights just because. No reason. just do it. LOL. but the funny thing is… when you are drunk and a dramatic scene takes place; you swear that your whole life is turned upside down and the worst thing on earth just happened. Then you wake up the next morning and you think to yourself “why was I so upset? Nothing...
“A leopard does not change his spots. He may cover them for a while, but he does...”
– my best friend
Bahahahha
So yea Thanks for watching us eat taco bell last night STACY while you went ahead and cooked yourself some nice marinated steak. I wish you would have choked on the steak and i hope your potatoe’s were disgusting and you get food poisioning! haha jk love ya bitch
This wonderful morning...
So, my daughter is going through her “teething” phase. And with this teething comes alot of diarrhea… yes it is gross. So, about 2 weeks ago, I was putting her in the bath and righht as the diaper came off and as I picked her up, she shit all over me. Why couldn’t she have waited a split a second later to go in the tub or hey even done it a split a second earlier on the...
sTuPiDiTy...
Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Seriously love this.
blah blah blah blah blah… thats all i hear. people annoy me.
“Fear less, hope more, complain less, praise more, talk less but say more, judge...”
– Unknown
“With love there should be no pain and hurt… arguments and fights; yes. But...”
– Me
“Everyone gossips and judges people at times even if they don’t mean...”
– Chad
George Dublyah
Here is a quote I found from George W. Bush… “I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe… I believe what I believe is right.” Now that is word for word what he said. Great job America! Lets vote for someone just a little bit better then that this next election to run our FREAKING COUNTRY!! -Go Obama or Go Home!
“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via hrrrthrrr)
“some people find love early in life, but have to loose one love in order to...”
– *l*O*v*E* (via lovelifelivelove)
Everett: Have you tried that new deoderant by Secret? Me: Yes, I have it, it works great! Everett: What about on your face? Me: My face?? Everett: I don’t know what that meant, I can’t believe I just said that. Me: I can… FACE!!!!! Everett: FACE!!!!
A little tid bit I think alot of girls need to...
He is never going to change. No matter how bad YOU want him to. And no matter what he tells you over and over, it is all a lie and it may change for like a week, even a couple months but essentially it is going to go right back to where it was because he doesn’t care enough about you to change, he has made this obvious. You are always like he tells me he loves me more then anyone ever. Ok. That is...
“When one loves somebody everything is clear — where to go, what to do...”
– Maxim Gorky
Reason, Season or Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a...
“The one you are with is a reflection of you. That person shows in your...”
WTF?
who gives there employsees alcohol at worik. i am drunk at work. what if i vomit? then what? where do we go from ther? Woooooow. Haha. I ma going to consume antoher margarita right now! at work…
can i just note that i hate people. why do they call a freaking work phone 9 times a day and then proceed to just hang up? wtf?
i am thoroughly convinced that the devil comes in the shape of candy…
“you shouldnt throw stones if you live in a glass house… and if you’ve got a...”
– (via lovelifelivelove)
“That is karma for your ass. Be scandalous and get treated like a cheap hoe! That...”
– from me LOL-this one girl always tries to date rich guys and never gets there money LOL…
“Ya know as you get older you find that some people are just better to leave...”
– my momma
extraordinary
lovelifelivelove: extraordinary love sweeps you off your feet extraordinary takes your breath from you extraordinary love makes you wish for nothing more than for it to last forever extraordinary love changes you forever extraordinary love takes your life in its hands and makes it so much better. extraordinary love brings out emotions we never knew we could have extraordinary love cannot be...