Me: Babe get the fuck up, get up its 8:10 we are going to be late.
Brad: I don’t care I am not getting up and I don’t like you tone.
Me: I am going to punch you in the back of the head if you are not up in 3.2
Brad: You start punching and I am going to start kicking. My legs are longer and stronger, go ahead and start
Me: Can you just please get up baby?
Brad: Well, now that I am ready I am getting up.
4 years ago • Notes