Oh Cooks, You Got Jokes...
- Wilke: I just wanted to call you to see if you heard about that actress who stabbed herself today.
- Me: What?! No, what happened?
- Wilke: Ya, she stabbed herself in the eye.
- Me: Holy crap! Who was it?
- Wilke: You know that one, Reese...
- Me: Witherspoon?
- Wilke: No, with her fork (followed by giddy laughter)
- Me: I don't get it...Oh with her fork! Haha...wow.
- Phelarious.
